Management

My recent foray into low budget film has earned me a promotion.

I am now Area Supervisor, a position which comes with many perks, the main one being that I am superior to the manager formerly known as the dish pig.

I have a company car, a company credit card and a company phone. I spend my days driving from one chain store to another ensuring that they all look the same. Most of these stores are in the outer suburbs so I have asked for special permission to carry a weapon.