While snooping around in the office again, I discovered that Caffe Cinque doesn't make a lot of money. In fact, this establishment owes a lot of money to a lot of people, mainly food and beverage suppliers, providers of gas and electricity, and the tax department.
While my Manager is away, I have decided to create a series of special events which will encourage people to spend their well earned cash at Caffe Cinque.
Until we are able to pay various outstanding bills, our menu is limited, but I have put a positive spin on this and had 3000 flyers printed at Kinko's, inviting local gourmands to The Annual Caffe Cinque Naked Lunch;
Caffe Cinque supports the Raw Food Movement with The Annual Caffe Cinque Naked Lunch.
Ethically sourced produce will be served raw and without condiments or flavour enhancers.
A three course meal will be followed by a forty five minute presentation on Caffe Cinque's recent efforts to protect the environment. This presentation will take place in the dark to save on electricity.
All proceeds of this event will go towards Caffe Cinque's Kinko's account, which I have managed to keep a secret so far.
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I was prompted to write to you because I think what you are doing is really admirable. I think more people should eat raw food in an attempt to save the environment. If its good enough for the Japanese then its good enough for us. Also eating in the dark creates a very intimate and romantic dining experience - so you are killing 2 birds. Will you be serving quail?
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