Crush

My Manager returned to work today, heavily medicated and therefore not too concerned about the sign I have placed next to the register;

"No Skim No Soy Not Sorry."

She didn't notice that I payed myself 25 hours overtime for editing the Policies and Procedures Manual, and didn't care that rather than placing an ad on Seek.com for new wait staff, I simply called Chadwick's Model Management and asked them to send over three people with classic European features. Obviously their hourly rate is quite high but we make it back in tips.

I have developed a crush on one of these models so will be omitting Chapter 13 from Policies and Procedures, titled "Workplace Romance = Instant Dismissal."