Work Place Injury

I burnt my hand on the steam wand this morning, distracted by the Chadwick's model/waiter with the classic European Features.

I closed the cafe while I took a taxi to the nearest hospital, where I was assured I did not have second degree burns, and given a band aid.

I will be dictating amendments to the Policies and Procedures Manual to the New Girl until I am able to write again.
Caffe Cinque will not be serving coffee until I am well enough to use the Gaggia.

I will also be attending trauma counselling to help me overcome my fear of steam, and have contacted A Current Affair, suggesting a segment about Occupational Health and Safety in the Hospitality Industry.

The hospital refused to give me any medication, so I have pilfered some of my Manager's to help me cope with the pain.