My ergonomic chair arrived this morning, unassembled, in a box with a forty page instruction booklet and a set of allen keys. The New Girl has spent the last six hours trying to put it together.
The cost of the chair is bound to be an issue at some point, so I have instructed all staff to follow my new Portion Control Guidelines to save a few dollars;
All San Pellegrino mineral water bottles are to be recycled, refilled with tap water, and resold.
We are only serving open sandwiches.
Napkins and toilet paper are available upon request (two sheets per customer per visit)
Under no circumstances is food to be served with a garnish.
All staff meals are suspended until further notice.
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