The dish pig has been offered a part on Home and Away as the dish washer in the Summer Bay Diner.
His mother is disappointed, as she would prefer to see her son play a doctor or a lawyer. He has decided not to tell her that his character is an illegal immigrant whose plans to blow up Summer Bay are foiled by the little runt from the surf club.
As it is a small role, he will only be away for a short time. Grateful for the break, I have decided not to take my chances on another dish pig, and have instructed staff to throw all dirty dishes in the bin until he returns.
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