The blonde girl who was eliminated in the third week of the second season of Big Brother came in today.
The wait staff were very excited but I pretended not to recognise her. I am a bit of a celebrity myself, having been the face of Barista's Own Performance Milk last year. I appeared in advertisements in three issues of Crema magazine but when I tried to increase my fee was replaced by some latte art.
She tried to order a skinny chai latte and I politely informed her that skim milk is for fat people and chai is for hippies, and that we don't serve fat people or hippies at Caffe Cinque, even if they are famous.
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