One week in, and I have already broken most of my New Year's Resolutions.
Rather than stress about this I have made a few ammendments;
I will only ignore customers that are both fat and ugly.
I will not reprimand customers for ordering their coffee incorrectly, I will simply ignore them also.
I will not drink Shiraz before 10am, but I will drink Cabernet at any time during the day, especially after dealing with fat, ugly customers who despite my best efforts, insist on ordering extra hot extra frothy lattes in mugs.
I keep a large Ribena bottle filled with Cabernet behind the Gaggia for emergency purposes. If the bottle is less than half empty by lunch time, I have two double espressos and a berocca.
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'Come to the cabernet..' *whispers bottle of Leconfield seductively*
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