Blackmail

It turns out that the " highly adaptable self motivated passionate creative team players" that I am now forced to work with are also highly promiscuous.

While dutifully placing used, reusable recyclable 100% biodegradable over sized paper cups into the recycling bin out the back, I stumbled upon the District Manager and the new Shift Supervisor engaging in some rather questionable Team Bonding exercises.

I pretended not to notice, helped myself to some petty cash, and bought a small video camera which has been installed out the back. All incriminating footage will be used to assist me in my quest to obtain a promotion and/ or financial compensation for the emotional trauma caused by seeing my Shift Supervisor in nothing but a green apron.