Rude Shock

As my new employers prefer to serve their over sized flavoured beverages in reusable recyclable 100% biodegradable paper cups, there is no need for a dish washer.

The dish pig, never one to miss an opportunity to make my life hell, has answered their call for "adaptable self motivated, passionate, creative team players" and after under going their Accelerated Staff Management Program, will be my new boss.

During a break from our Team Building Exercises this morning, he quietly informed me of his plans to make my life fucking miserable, one cup at a time.